TRULY GREAT GOVERNMENT IN ACTION!

I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO CONGRATULATE OUR WONDERFUL “GANG OF 12”, “SUPER COMMITTEE”, “DEFICIT REDUCTION SUB COUNCIL TO THE VICE ADJUDICATION CAUCUS OF THE ENTIRE CONGRESS OF US” IN WISHING THEMSELVES THE HAPPIEST OF ALL THANKSGIVING HOLIDAYS. IT IS MY SINCERE HOPE THAT THEIR GREAT WORKS IN RECENT DAYS AND WEEKS DOES NOT GO UNNOTICED, OR UNREWARDED. TO THIS END, I IMPLORE THE TREASURY DEPARTMENT TO ISSUE,  FORTHWITH,  TWELVE CHEQUES, NOT LESS THAN $1,699,000.00  (DOLLARS, U.S.),TO EACH VOTING MEMBER OF THE AFOREMENTIONED GROUP AS A BONUS STIPEND FOR THEIR EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES.

HAVE A NICE DAY!     

P.S.: IF ANYONE OF THESE TURKEYS GETS RE-ELECTED, I WILL PERSONALLY OPEN A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS ON ANYONE WHO VOTED FOR THEM!