from articles in the New York Times, Vol. CLXII…No. 56.167.
Friday, June 14th, 2013. Read ‘em & weep!
NY Times Headline: “We The Peeps 1” Interpretation:
“Justices, 9-0, Bar Patenting Human Genes”
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The Supreme Court never does anything 9-0. Who on that Court even
knows what a Human Gene is? But, what the Hell, they’ll vote on it anyway.
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“Push To Prepare City’s Buildings For Next Storm”
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I’m guessing that President Bloomberg is going to deploy the Defense
Department’s “Iron Shield”. Why not; it worked so well in Israel (not!).
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“Suit Over Who Owns A Song”
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We can’t pray in schools. We can’t say Merry Christmas. And now, we
can’t sing Happy Birthday!?? Oh, come on.
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“China-Japan Dispute Brews”
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Oh, crap…..not again! Can’t anyone tell China to shut up and sit
down?
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“Murdoch Files For Divorce”
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Before he’s all done, good old Rupert will eclipse Liz Taylor in
failed marriages and failed News Agencies.
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“Bloomberg Reporters’ Tactics Become Crucial Issue”
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I’m not in the 1%. I didn’t know that Bloomberg Reporters were
getting hung out to dry. I didn’t have to read half the Article to realize
all the hullabaloo is about Insider Trading; only, we can’t use that term for
these folks. It’s time to man up and call it what it is.
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“ Turkish Protestors Say Talks With Premier Lead To A Tentative
Agreement”
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Good! Now we won’t have to watch them burn down Istanbul on the
nightly news. And, things better quiet down some before all those U.S.
Service Men and Women arrive. Hey, I can see Syria from my back porch. How
about them apples?!
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“Citing Chemical Warfare, U.S. Is Said To Be Ready To Send Arms To
Rebels”
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I just love Red Lines. Don’t you? The biggest line we’re going to
cross is that of starting another senseless Armed Conflict in the Mideast. I
hope our Army likes Turkish cuisine.
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“Nicaragua Approves Building Its Own Canal”
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Oh, this ought to fun to watch. I know they’re hard working; but, a
Canal? I don’t think so.
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“Hague Court Turns Down Abuse Inquiry”
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Please don’t tell me the Vatican has the World Court in its pocket.
A parent has to be crazy to allow one of their children to step foot inside a
Catholic House of Worship.
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“Greece: Unions Stage a General Strike”
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Who cares?!!
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“Inspector Commits Suicide After Building Collapse”
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It’s time someone took ownership of their bad behavior.
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“Agency’s Crusade Against Leaks of a Potent Greenhouse Gas Yields
Results”
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Yep…we got your depleted ozone layer, global warming, climate change,
super storms, major draughts….that Crusade is doing some mighty fine things, I’d
say.
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“A Promise Of Changes For Access To Secrets”
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Well, correct me if I’m wrong, but that kind of makes them NOT
secrets anymore. I know the logic is hard to follow, but we pay these folks
big bucks to dazzle us with BS.
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I will leave you with these sweet little morsels. There were
more, but I would run the risk of putting you to sleep, if I continued.
