Deplorables’
History Quiz* -
open book, no spell check.....
- Only ten questions; we wouldn’t
want anyone running out of fingers to
count.
- Multiple choice - pick the
answer that fits the bestest...a, b, c, or d
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1) Who
was the famous Squadron Commander for the first aerial
bombing of General Cornwallis’ airports?
a - Jimmy Do Little
b - Charles Lindbergh
c - Orville Wright
d - There were no airplanes until
the War of 1812.
Answer: _____
2) The
Constitution is:
a - an old boat
b - Fancy toilet paper
c - The alignment of specific
stars
d - A type of resolve for losers
Answer: _____
3) The
Supreme Court is:
a - the entry court at David Duke’s
house
b - Center court at the US Open
c - An audience with The Supremes
d - A really big box of chocolates
you give to your mistress.
Answer: _____
4) What
is the Executive Branch?
a - a spur of the Erie-Lackawanna
railroad only for the 1%
b - the biggest branch on your
family tree
c - A branch or really big switch
used to swat important people
d - The only Branch of government
Answer: _____
5) Fred
Trump was born in:
a - The first Reich
b - A shithole country
c - Kenya
d - No record available
Answer: _____
6) Who
has the best words?
a - Steve King
b - Peter King
c - Angus King
d - King Creole
Answer: _____
7)
What is the real definition of the word pedophile?
a - A tool used for pedicures
b - A file to store your pedometer
data
c - A foot lover
d - A politician looking for the “under-18”
vote
Answer: _____
8) What
is a racist?
a - An Indy 500 race car driver
b - The opposite of an eracist
c - Someone from Racine, Wisconsin
d - A 1%-er in denial
Answer: _____
9) A
stable genius is:
a.
An ingenious stable hand who invents a new way to clean up horseshit.
b.
A young Einstein with a good pair of training wheels on his bike
c.
A self-description of an insecure moron
d.
A blowhard in a red tie who doesn't believe in science.
Answer: _____
10)
Who
is this Mitch McConnell?
a.
Owner of a bar in Kentucky where rednecks drink for free on Monday night's.
b.
Someone with the world's most perfect
turkey neck.
c.
Would never pass a bill that would help people if a Democrat read it, or initiated
it.
d.
Would rather let Russia help Republicans win an election than protect our
democracy.
Answer: _____
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Submit
all y’all answers here.
1)___,
2)___, 3)___, 4)___, 5)___, 6)___, 7)___, 8)___, 9)___, 10)___
* The winner will receive full tuition, room, and board for two
semesters at Trump University.
- All prizes will be AWARDED.
