Monday, November 7, 2011

Wednesday’s fireside chat with your Uncle Hutch:

I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry," said the fairy "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."

"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses."

"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

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