Friday, August 12, 2011

A male fairy tale!

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “ Will you marry me?”
 The Princess said, “ NO!”

   And so, the Prince lived happily ever after; rode motorcycles; made love to skinny big breasted women; hunted and raced cars; went to naked bars and dated women half his age; drank whiskey, beer and Beefeater Gin and never heard bitching; never paid child support or alimony; ate what he wanted and screwed cheerleaders and kept his house and guns; never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was friggin’ cool as hell; had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up .....
 
The end     

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