No going to Communion; no kneeling to the East; no Hosana’s on high; just a plain, simple single-prayer Health Plan that you can access anywhere, any time.
Got the Flu……say a prayer!
Need that operation…….say a prayer!
Pick your own doctor…….say a prayer!
Gotta have that Root Canal……..say a prayer!
Hey, if its good enough for the friggin’ Pope, its good enough for us. Oh, I almost forgot: End-Of-Life Death Panel Instructions…..just spread your legs, bend over,
and kiss your ass goodbye, after you’ve said your prayer.