Saturday, December 31, 2016

SMART ASS!

SMART ASS
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!
Remember the five simple rules to be happy: 
            Free your heart from hatred- - Forgive. 
                        Free your mind from worries- - Most never happen. 
                                    Live simply and appreciate what you have. 
                                                Give more
                                                            Expect less.
NOW............Enough of that crap!
            The donkey later came back, and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from     the bite got infected and  the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock..
MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:

When you do something wrong, and try to cover your ass,
it always comes back to bite you

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